The 1st list of things we have said, out loud to someone else / or a fur kid, yes, really!
1) Did he poop? YAY!
2) Can you grab that bag of cat poop out of the back and toss it please? Thanks!
3) Are you SURE she peed?
4) STOP eating that!!!
5) OMG - REALLY? Did you HAVE To eat that?
6) HOW many piles of puke are there?
7) YOU CANNOT ATTACK YOUR BROTHER LIKE THAT!
8) For the 100th time ...LEAVE THE CAT ALONE, RODERICK.
9) He ate what?
10) OOhhhh...you have 10 litter boxes and camera's on each? Niceeeeee....